Looks like I won't be walking my dog ever again. The H1 something, something, dawg flu is spreading nationally, and you probably don't even know about it. This dog flu strain is not like the others. It mostly infects ugly dogs and gullible veterinarians. I'm not trying to alarm anybody or cause a panic, or force mandatory vaccinations on pets which causes more harm than the virus. That's crazy. Stuff like that doesn't happen. Seriously, don't worry, everything's cool. There's already a vaccine ready to go. And let me be clear, you can still eat dogs, but don't let them lick your face.
Two shots a year, consisting of rabies and kennel cough, is not enough for your dog. Babies suffer through 30 in the first 2-3 years of life, so adding one more immunization to your k9's vaccination schedule is as easy as fetching a stick. Protect your pooch, and yourself, and get in line. Then, watch for a spike in K9 autism following immunizations. .........................Matt