You've heard of reflexology, and maybe even iridology. But did you know, a new and exciting practice has emerged to show the skeptics once and for all, that alternative medicine rules. It's called rumpology and it's exactly what you think. Your future well being can be predicted with just a drop of the pants.
Rumpology or "bottom reading" is a pseudoscience performed by reading the lines, crevices, dimples, warts, moles and folds of a person's buttocks in much the same way a chirologist would read the palm of the hand. (From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)
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Are you cracking up? Let me see.... you enjoy a sedentary lifestyle, personal hygiene is not your forte', and your favorite food is cottage cheese. I have so many more. ........................Matt